Christmas · For the trade
Christmas gifts for the trade
Christmas presents for builders, electricians, plumbers, joiners, roofers and decorators — the people who own every tool going and will tell you, at length, which one you bought them the wrong version of. 31 lines written in-house, on 25 things, from £16.
Nothing here is a novelty. It is a mug they will take in the van and a hoodie they will actually wear, with a joke on it that only lands if you have done the job.
New for Christmas
Written this month, for the month it is about. Nobody gets fitted in before Christmas, nobody gets paid before Christmas, and everybody wants a two-day job doing by the 23rd.
Pick the trade
Each shelf leads with the lines written for that job, then everything else in the range — because a sparky can perfectly well want the one about tea.
The safe one: a mug
£16, no size to get wrong, and it ends up on the van dashboard or the site cabin windowsill rather than in a drawer. Every design below goes on one — the full set is on the mugs page.
Ordering in time
Everything is printed when you order it, in Westbury, and posted tracked and free in 3–5 working days. Leave more room than that in December. There are 14 days to change your mind, which covers guessing a size — the terms are on the delivery page.