The lot

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars

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Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken

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I can resist everything except temptation

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The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, pause and reflect

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Though she be but little, she is fierce

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To thine own self be true

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We know what we are, but know not what we may be

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The fault is not in our stars, but in ourselves

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If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs

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Waste no more time arguing what a good man should be. Be one

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You have power over your mind, not outside events. Realise this, and you will find strength

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Go confidently in the direction of your dreams

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It is not enough to be busy. The question is: what are we busy about?

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Hope is the thing with feathers

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I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul

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Tyger Tyger, burning bright

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To see a World in a Grain of Sand

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'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all

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To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield

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It is a capital mistake to theorise before one has data

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You see, but you do not observe

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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

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There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart

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Know yourself, know your enemy

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Slow and steady wins the race

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United we stand, divided we fall

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Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself

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Yes I've got a van. No I can't help you move

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It's not a bodge. It's a bespoke solution

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Measure twice. Swear once

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It was working when I left

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I've seen your gutters

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Yes I can see in. No I'm not looking

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Quote's free. Advice is forty quid an hour

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No, I can't "just have a quick look"

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Tea. Two sugars. Then we'll talk

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I've seen worse. Not much worse

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That'll be a big job, that

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Started at seven. Still here

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It's not a gap. It's a shadow line

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Turn it off and on again. I'm a professional

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Powered by tea and poor decisions

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I don't have a favourite chisel. (I do.)

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Some people call it dust. I call it job security

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Two minutes is a unit of time I do not recognise

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The ladder is not a toy. It's an office

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If it leaks, I wasn't here. If it doesn't, you're welcome

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Rain stops play. Every time

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Yes it's level. Your house isn't

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I charge by the hour. Standing there counts

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Nice house. Shame about the wiring

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