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Gifts for electricians

T-shirts, hoodies and totes for electricians who have seen the inside of one too many consumer units. Printed in the UK, and a safer present than another multimeter.

4 lines written for electricians, and 31 across the trades range in total. Every one goes on a t-shirt, hoodie, sweatshirt, tote or apron — from £22, printed to order in the UK with free delivery in 3–5 working days.

Written for electricians

Nice house. Shame about the wiring

from £22

Turn it off and on again. I'm a professional

from £22

It was working when I left

from £22

I charge by the hour. Standing there counts

from £22

The rest of the trades range

Yes I've got a van. No I can't help you move

from £22

It's not a bodge. It's a bespoke solution

from £22

Measure twice. Swear once

from £22

I've seen your gutters

from £22

Yes I can see in. No I'm not looking

from £22

Quote's free. Advice is forty quid an hour

from £22

No, I can't "just have a quick look"

from £22

Tea. Two sugars. Then we'll talk

from £22

I've seen worse. Not much worse

from £22

That'll be a big job, that

from £22

Started at seven. Still here

from £22

It's not a gap. It's a shadow line

from £22

from £22

I don't have a favourite chisel. (I do.)

from £22

Some people call it dust. I call it job security

from £22

Two minutes is a unit of time I do not recognise

from £22

The ladder is not a toy. It's an office

from £22

If it leaks, I wasn't here. If it doesn't, you're welcome

from £22

Rain stops play. Every time

from £22

Yes it's level. Your house isn't

from £22

No, I can't fit you in before Christmas

from £22

All I want for Christmas is my invoice paid

from £22

Elf and safety

from £22

Ho ho ho. That'll be double time

from £22

Santa's got one delivery. I've got forty

from £22

Back in the new year. Probably

from £22

Deck the halls. Charge for the ladder

from £22

Buying for someone else?

A tote is the safe one — no sizes to get wrong, and it lives on the van dashboard or the site cabin windowsill. A t-shirt in a mid size is the next safest. Everything is printed when you order it, so nothing arrives creased out of a warehouse, and there is a 14-day right to cancel if you have guessed wrong.

Buying for Christmas? The Christmas guide for the trade covers every trade in one place, and leads with the tote.

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