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The Customer

Gifts for tradespeople who have heard it all — t-shirts, hoodies and totes about free quotes, quick looks and advice that is very much not free.

11 designs, on any of 33 products.

I've seen your gutters

from £22

Yes I can see in. No I'm not looking

from £22

Quote's free. Advice is forty quid an hour

from £22

No, I can't "just have a quick look"

from £22

I've seen worse. Not much worse

from £22

That'll be a big job, that

from £22

I charge by the hour. Standing there counts

from £22

Nice house. Shame about the wiring

from £22

No, I can't fit you in before Christmas

from £22

All I want for Christmas is my invoice paid

from £22

Ho ho ho. That'll be double time

from £22

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