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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars

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Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken

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I can resist everything except temptation

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The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, pause and reflect

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It is a capital mistake to theorise before one has data

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You see, but you do not observe

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There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart

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There is no enjoyment like reading

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It is a truth universally acknowledged

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Reader, I married him

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She is too fond of books, and it has turned her brain

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A classic is a book which people praise and don't read

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We're all mad here

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Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end

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All happy families are alike

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Bah! Humbug!

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There is nothing so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humour

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Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents

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